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Tuesday, Jul. 17, 2007
9:19 p.m.
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My boyfriend: You have pen on your inner thigh.

My little brother (about my alcoholic drink): That looks like semen.
Me: I have seen my fair share of semen. This is not it.
My other little brother: So what is that drink anyway?
Me: Medication for lonely housewives.
My mother (from the other room): HAHAHAHAHA.

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