Let's also say that, every chance she gets at parties, she leaps on you. Literally tears your clothes off. There are pictures of her doing this; her braless, sitting on top of you, grabbing your breasts.
So, this painfully hot girl that is clearly into you, and who you are also into, let's say you finally decide to go somewhere with this. Let's say you get her in a bedroom, on a bed, with the door locked. Let's say you get her shirt pushed up. Hell, why stop there, let's say you were full on groping her. Oh, don't look at me like that, she was moaning. Literally.
Now, let's pretend that there's no such thing as a benevolent God. Say that at the last possible minute, when one of her nipples is in your mouth, one is caught between your thumb and index finger, and one hand is creeping down towards her panties, without a benevolent God, she'll probably say something like, "I'm not into girls."
You, not thinking, try to talk to her out of it. You say, "Well, you're into me," and, "Don't make this about gender." But you can't talk her out of it.
And, if we're being honest, this is probably one of those things you are gonna regret for the rest of your life.
What the fuck, God?