index | archives | notes Sunday, Apr. 12, 2015 11:48 p.m. << [ - ] >> Today I watched my boyfriend's mother have the worst day of her life. We drove three hours out to meet mt boyfriend's new surprise nephew at his fifth birthday party. Nephew squirted my boyfriend's mother with his new squirt gun. Mother laughed and said, "Stop it," said, "I'm on the phone". And then she yelled my boyfriend's name. And then she collapsed. << | x | >> whatiscopyright.org