Tuesday, Dec. 03, 2019
6:21 p.m.
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New everything.
I stood in the hot tub in a bikini and told my husband I'm done. So done.
Bottle blonde. Peroxide blonde. Not my natural strawberry ashen shy blonde.
Come fuck me blonde.
New year new me. My colleague thanks me for the verbiage. Our child isn't the only one. Me too.
My bottle blonde hair sparkles in the dark. I ask a friend to speak at my funeral. I tell my husband I want to watch I Heart Huckabees. I make him listen to Congratulations by Post Malone sixteen more times. He watches me. Eyes sparkling too.
Saw you on TV.