Now presenting, The Amazing Fuck Up! | [He Hates Me Because I Ace His Tests]

Thursday, Nov. 17, 2005
6:17 a.m.
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My anatomy teacher once told my class, "You are the colander group. We call you that because you're like pasta, and all the water, all the normal kids have been drained out, leaving behind only the best."

First I thought, "Well then obviously I don't belong here."

Then I thought, "Well, neither do they."