"Yeah."
"And you remember how I spent a bunch of time making fun of her?"
"Yeah."
"Well, turns out I have a crush on her."
"Myspace link?"
"White chick. Her myspace name is an abbreviation of white chick."
"Yeah, I remember now."
"I have a crush on the dykiest dyke to ever dyke. What the fuck am I going to do?"
"Looks like she has some nice tits."
"Oh man, yes she do--YOU ARE NOT HELPING."
Is it even possible to be a lesbian republican?