"Ms. _____,
Blah blah blah legality, blah blah, we have decided not to file charges at this time. You will no longer have to appear in court regarding this matter. The court has been notified.
Meaningless pleasantries,
The District Attorney"
A phone call to my lawyer later, I still have no idea what's going on. Does this mean I am off the hook? I don't know. What if my counterpart doesn't get a letter? It's my fault.
This is possibly even more terrifying than actually getting arrested, which, let me tell you is no picnic.