I'm home sick today, my first sick day taken in almost six months. Not that I haven't been sick, just that usually I push through it.
There are two owners of my company, a male and a female. The other day the male, who doesn't make appearances so much, stopped to say hello. I offered him a chicken nugget and when he hesitated I said, "Do it! Do it or you're not a man!"
"Do it or you're not a man?" he repeated, slowly. "You sound like my wife."