"Something interesting about myself... I'm slowly dying of cancer."
Staff meeting of a swim school for children.
Collective gasp-and-turn.
"It was a joke."
Nervous laughter.
I get the freakshow and his defiant hips in my group when we split up to perform skits. Lighthearted, comical, is the idea. We brainstorm, he suggests macabre idea after macabre idea and I tell him all the nice ways I can think of that translate to No.
During the skit, my skit, he jokes that his dog was cut up by his little brother.
Staff meeting.
Small children.
That was God's Day.