Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Amanda. This little girl was very bright, but she didn't get along with many people. This is because she hated how stupid and inconsistant they all were. So, for the most part, this little girl avoided all human contact. Sometimes, though, it could not be avoided. Like in Ms. Nazi Fascist Whore's English class.
One day, Ms. Nazi Fascist Whore told the class that they had to read a stupid two page biography on Emily Dickinson. This presented a problem, for you see, Amanda doesn't like Emily Dickinson. In fact, Amanda hates Emily Dickinson. Amanda also had an extra credit quiz to study for in history. So, Amanda, being the obediant child that she is, decided not to read the biography.
This greatly angered Ms. Nazi Fascist Whore, who decided to rag on Amanda.
"What are you doing?" Ms. Nazi Fascist Whore snarled.
"Reading history."
Ms. Nazi Fascist Whore glared.
"Why aren't you reading what the rest of us are doing?"
"Because I hate Emily Dickinson." Amanda replied. She knew she was being a brat, but she did not really care.
The teacher threatened her with beatings if she did not read the completely pointless biography.
So Amanda put away her history book and read the biography. She knew that when she was finished with an assignment, she was supposed to read quietly at her desk. So she pulled out her history book again and began to read.
The teacher saw this, and was again displeased. Ms. Nazi Fascist Whore walked over to the girl's desk and said, obviously irritated, "Okay, now you're just being rude."
Amanda tried to explain that she had already read the biography, and that now she was doing exactly what the teacher wanted, but Ms. Nazi Fascist Whore would have none of it. "Get out your independant reading right now!" She demanded.
Amanda complied with her wishes, albeit somewhat reluctantly, and pulled out her independant reading book.
A comic.
The teacher, upon seeing this, said "That's better," and walked away.
And with these words, Ms. Nazi Fascist Whore raped the concept of learning. Anally. Over and over again while its mother looked on in horror.
Fuck you too, educational system.