index | archives | notes Sunday, Jun. 18, 2006 5:59 p.m. << [ Daughter of the Year ] >> The only way I can get the car is to apologize to my dad. It's Sunday, which means it's time to go to the mall and fight extortion with my friend by stealing cheap jewelry. All we want to do is save the world, and my dad is standing in the way of this. So I apologize. "I realize that you're probably only apologizing so you can have the car," my dad says. "Probably! What the hell do you mean 'probably'?!" is my response. I like to say things that are so awesome that if other people said them, I would want to be that person. Can I be me when I grow up? Jesus Christ, I'm like my favorite person. << | x | >> whatiscopyright.org