You're allowed to get drunk and smoke pot and fuck anything that moves, but if I do it, I'm being stupid. You're allowed to cut, but if I do, I'm being immature. If I like anything you like, I'm just following your example. If I like something of my own, that's worthless and I obviously just don't have any taste. I'm an awful writer, except for when I'm writing school papers for you.
Shut the fuck up.